none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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