You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Girls should come with a carfax report
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just high enough for therapy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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