I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
