I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
