Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Someone signed my nipple.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
