yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My liver just had a heart attack.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
