redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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