he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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