my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You were trust falling into bushes
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