is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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