even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
