I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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