whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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