Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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