Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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