I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
