if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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