I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
vagina is talking i cant
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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