Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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