even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
