So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize
