Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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