Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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