Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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