That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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