Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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