Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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