I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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