bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My balls are so social today.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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