they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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