whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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