Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Randomize
