i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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