i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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