She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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