we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
that may or may not have been my penis.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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