i just google imaged poop.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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