Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
