i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
