Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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