My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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