whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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