Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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