Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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