Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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