...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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