He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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