Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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