I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
