Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
nutella sex= disaster
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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