you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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